Pyaar Men Hurt Hone Par Apani Nas Kaatne Ki Bajaye... Uske Ghar Ki Bijali Aur Kebal Saplaai Katwa Dijiye Karke Dekhiye Achcha Lagega
Aajkal To Jiske Char-Pach Boyfriend Hai Vo Bhi Kahti Hai Ki Pyar Andha Hota Hai Are Pyar Andha Nahin Hai Bahan Tumne Pyar Andha-Dhundh Kiya Hai
Jab Santa Ne Pyar Me Dhokha Khaya To Banta Ne Usse Pucha "Abe Tumne Usmen Kya Dekha?" Santa: Uski Ek Aankh Itni Sundar Thi Ki Uski Dusri Aak Bhi Usi Ko Dekh Rahi Thi!
Santa Ka Ek Bangali Dost Santa Se Mila Aur Bola "Hamari Bangali Bhasha Sabse Mithi Hai Ham Sabko Pyar Se Bulaate Hain Jaise Bappi Da Mithun Da Pranab Da Aadi" Santa: Lo Hamari Panjabi Bhi To Aise Hi Hai Hum Bhi To Yahi Kahte Hain Bhain Da Ma Da Bhutani Da
Banta: Yaar Santa Agar Pyar Balidan Hai To Shadi Kya Hai? Santa: Pyar Balidan Hai To Shadi Aatm-Balidan Hai
Wife ko Pyaar Sey Gulaab Maarne Par Response: English speaking wife: You are really very naughty, Sweetheart! Urdu speaking wife: Na Karo na, Jaanu! Panjabi speaking wife: Banda Ban Ja, Kanjra!